How To Use An Elevator

Many people seem to require a refresher course on how elevators work. For those of you who would like to brush up, it works like this:

• Push button indicating the z-axis direction in which you wish to travel
• Wait for elevator to arrive
• When elevator arrives, observe doors opening and, importantly, wait for any current passengers to exit the elevator before barging the fuck in.
• Enter elevator
• Press button indicating the z-axis destination you prefer

Job done. I'll probably post about urinals and restroom etiquette in general next.