Laugh, at yourself. There's almost certainly something very very wrong with this, but it's amusing. If I still had any windows computers, I would use them only to play CounterStrike. If you haven't read the BOFH, I can't say I'd trust you to admin a machine for me.    And if you haven't read the original Bastard, then you're just a wannabe who shouldn't be on the internet, period. Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handy Philip Greenspun humor page